“We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations.”
~ Charles R. Swindoll

Buy a parrot and teach him how to say this one thing:
"Help! They transformed me into a parrot, help me!"
[source www.cybersalt.org ]

"If you look at the world, you'll be distressed. If you look within, you'll be depressed. If you look at God you'll be at rest." ~C Ten Boom